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jaydles85:

We’ve all had our moments where we’re either Jake or Finn

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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(Source: pinkmanjesse)

mrfozzilla:

brbbl00dbending:

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell

Iroh was the best man

You, you kleptomaniac, get to break into the Pentagon.

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arthurgwg:

"The BiPAP essentially took control of my breathing away from me, which was intensely annoying, but the great thing about it was that it made all this noise, rumbling with each inhalation and whirring as i exhaled. I kept thinking that it sounded like a dragon breathing in time with me, like i had this pet dragon who was cuddled up next to me and cared enough about me to time his breaths to mine."The fault in our stars (pg 119-120) by John GreenI first came to know of John Green by his “Crash course World history” series on youtube, since then i’ve been following the Nerdfighter content daily and got to read two of his books. This is my favorite moment of this particular best seller.I am not a TFiOS fanatic or anything, its a good book with some short comings but with overall quality, great characters and moments.This is the first illustration o a project of mine to illustrate my favorite scenes of every book i read this year. Next in line are:Anansi brothers (Neil Gaiman)Paper towns (also John Green)Perdido Street station (China Miéville)Hope you like it!

arthurgwg:

"The BiPAP essentially took control of my breathing away from me, which was intensely annoying, but the great thing about it was that it made all this noise, rumbling with each inhalation and whirring as i exhaled. I kept thinking that it sounded like a dragon breathing in time with me, like i had this pet dragon who was cuddled up next to me and cared enough about me to time his breaths to mine."
The fault in our stars (pg 119-120) by John Green

I first came to know of John Green by his “Crash course World history” series on youtube, since then i’ve been following the Nerdfighter content daily and got to read two of his books. This is my favorite moment of this particular best seller.
I am not a TFiOS fanatic or anything, its a good book with some short comings but with overall quality, great characters and moments.

This is the first illustration o a project of mine to illustrate my favorite scenes of every book i read this year. Next in line are:
Anansi brothers (Neil Gaiman)
Paper towns (also John Green)
Perdido Street station (China Miéville)

Hope you like it!

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

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